
Derek Traquair
4 hours ago2 min read
Mos Eisley Cantina to Sue NDP for Copyright Infringement
OTTAWA — In an unexpected legal move, representatives from the infamous Star Wars locale, the Mos Eisley Cantina, have announced plans to file a lawsuit against the New Democratic Party following what witnesses are calling a “blatant and unlicensed recreation” of the cantina’s signature atmosphere at the party’s recent convention. “We have spent decades cultivating a very specific aesthetic of chaotic diversity, questionable fashion choices, and loud, overlapping conversatio
























