Edmonton man angry he can't protest resource development and service cuts at same time

EDMONTON - A local man is upset that he is unable to attend two rallies set at the same time. The protester, who identified himself as a local activist, stated "This is an obvious ploy by the pro-fuel, anti-life government to prevent my 1st amendment right to civil disobedience".

This comes as the "Students Against resource Development" or "SAD" -a group against the First Nations owned and led Eagle Spirit Energy Corporation which would provide an estimated $28 Billion per year in government revenues - scheduled their rally at the same time as "Millenials opposed to Budget cuts" or "MOB" - a protest organization rallying against the proposed social program cuts due to lack of government revenues.

The unnamed protester followed up stating "The Premier should pay for my gas to get there too, since I can't find a job I like so driving is expensive". When asked what solution he was proposing in order to rectify the want for additional social programs without natural resources revenue, he responded "Not my problem, Bro".