Defund Police protestors demand RCMP arrest anti-lockdown protestors

TORONTO - In response to recent anti-lockdown protests throughout Canada, several "Defund the Police" activists have held rallies to demand RCMP break up any protest that is not their own for safety reasons due to Covid-19.

"No Protests for you! No Peace!" Shouted protest organizer Taylor McNallie over a megaphone to a large crowd gathered tightly together in order to hear her message. Taylor, who currently is awaiting trial on charges of Assault with a Weapon, is demanding that police groups be defunded throughout Canada. A recent addition to her message has been that police arrest organizers of anti-lockdown protests and that they seize any restaurant serving delicious Texas-Style Bar-Be-Que.

The Defund/anti-anti-lockdown protestors celebrated the recent fine and and shutdown of popular restaurant "Adamsons BBQ" in Toronto. Saying it was a step towards reconciliation between victims of police oppression and human carnivores. Defund leaders stated that this move was not enough, and have organized a gathering this Saturday to protest the continued rallies by the anti-lockdown movement.