PM: WE thank Canadians for their charitable donations to the Trudeau Family

OTTAWA - Justin Trudeau took a moment to thank all Canadians for their generous charitable donations to feed the starving and destitute Trudeau Family. This in response to recently learned struggles of Trudeau's destitute and starving relatives leading to them taking money from Canadian charities instead of putting those funds to lesser causes like homelessness and youth unemployment.

"WE would not have made it without our government requiring Canadians to donate to charitable organizations with the purpose of promoting the struggles of the Trudeau's and lifting our poor family out of the economic condition we find ourselves in" according to the Prime Minister. Trudeau was speaking from his Harrington Lake residence, one of their six privately owned homes which recently underwent a taxpayer funded 8.6 Million dollar renovation.

Other beneficiaries of Canadians charitable giving included the Prime Minsters Mother, Margaret Trudeau, who's paltry multi-million dollar net worth does not provide her with the necessities of life, requiring her to rely on Charities to supplement her fixed income. Justin Trudeau's brother, Alexandre, and wife, Sophie, who are both millionaires in their own right, also were able to benefit from government mandated charity payments.

The Goose News attempted to reach out to Sophie for her comment, but have been unable to reach her since rumors of the Prime Minister's "relationship" with a student during his time as a teacher surfaced last spring.