Derek TraquairJun 2, 20201 min readCalgary celebrates easing of COVID-19 restrictions by creating traffic jam on Deerfoot TrailCALGARY - In a show of support for the easing of COVID-19 restrictions, motorists in Calgary took the opportunity to flood Deerfoot...
Derek TraquairMay 31, 20201 min readBloc leader vows to destroy Canada for sovereign Quebec - also advises Canada end Oil SandsMONTREAL - Bloc Quebecois leader Francois Blanchett took a short break from declaring that Canada was a blight upon his home province of...
Derek TraquairMay 30, 20201 min readTrudeau offers to trade Calgary Zoo Pandas for Canadian hostages held in ChinaCALGARY - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau recently directed the Calgary Zoo to send their four pandas back to China in an attempt to...
Derek TraquairMay 29, 20201 min readRugby Player surprised that team is supportive of new relationship statusREGINA - A local rugby player who expected that his new relationship would be roundly mocked and criticized by current and former...
Derek TraquairMay 28, 20201 min readElizabeth May invents Solar-Powered Eco-Wing airplane - "Oil is not needed for tourism"VICTORIA - Green Party House Leader Elizabeth May unveiled her design for the Solar Powered Eco-Wing (SPEW) airplane that she says will...
Derek TraquairMay 27, 20201 min readBernie Sanders drops out of Presidential Primary after witnessing a month of Socialism in AmericaVERMONT - After Democratic Presidential Contender Bernie Sanders announced that he was withdrawing his name from contention, several...
Derek TraquairMay 26, 20201 min readCalgary launches new ad in re-application to become Amazon's "HQ2"CALGARY - City Council is expected to announce the city's revitalized attempt to become Amazon's second headquarters or "HQ2" in the...
Derek TraquairMay 24, 20201 min readTrudeau Gun Ban Includes Imperial E-9 Blaster - Stormtrooper arrested in LethbridgeLETHBRIDGE - Stormtrooper FN-2193 was arrested in Lethbridge, Alberta on May 4th, 2020 after blatantly brandishing the newly illegal E-9...
