Trudeau Gun Ban Includes Imperial E-9 Blaster - Stormtrooper arrested in Lethbridge

LETHBRIDGE - Stormtrooper FN-2193 was arrested in Lethbridge, Alberta on May 4th, 2020 after blatantly brandishing the newly illegal E-9 Blaster - a standard issue armament for the Galactic Empire. The E-9 Blaster has been known throughout a galaxy far way for its plastic construction and imperfect aim, making it an obvious inclusion for the Order In Council ban throughout the country.

According to a Senior Unamed Source within the Prime Ministers Office: Lethbridge police were quick to seize on the word of the Prime Minster, assured that the PMO "would regard their interests in arresting rampant Stormtroopers and other legal firearm owners within Canada with the same protection afforded to SNC Lavalin and Bomardier."

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, demonstrating his understanding of firearms, declared the E-9 Blaster a "military-style assault weapon" based on the number of "E9B" which have been linked to the murders of several Jedi in Canada. Upon direction by the Prime Minister, a warrant was also issued by RCMP for Chewbacca, as Trudeau declares "You don't need a Bowcaster, to take down a Bantha."